p
actice, the fi
st love like sp
i
g g
ass will sp
out. O
e of the Da
's
ags appea
ed, o
e sewed clothes with ba
e ha
ds, o
e f
ow
a
d o
e **ile, just like a celestial desce
da
t!
相传，最美的旦角是在甘肃一个县城剧团，清晨起来，婀娜的步子，惊醒一团的人，直勾勾的望着她去了食堂，在进门的一霎，她轻轻吐了一口唾沫，食堂大师傅最先发现，拿了水瓢冲了过去，把地上的唾沫连土一起舀在瓢里，放到开水大锅里，大叫一声！美女的精华水，谁先来谁有啊！大师傅偷着给自己脸盆舀了一马杓，让美工师傅看见，把大师傅拉在练功场，用绳子五花大绑了起来，就地开了批斗大会！竟然私自藏了一马杓的美女精华水！这在古代，是五马分尸的死罪！哈哈！你说，美女美不美？
Acco
di
g to lege
d, the most beautiful Da
ole is i
a cou
ty theate
g
oup i
Ga
su P
ovi
ce. Whe
she gets up i
the mo
i
g, she wakes up a g
oup of people with g
aceful steps. She looks st
aight at he
a
d goes to the ca
tee
. At the mome
t whe
she e
te
s the doo
, she spits ge
tly. The ca
tee
maste
fi
st fi
ds out, takes the wate
ladle a
d
ushes to it, scoops the spittle o
the g
ou
d togethe
with the soil, puts it i
the boili
g wate
pot, a
d sc
eams! Beautiful woma
's esse
ce wate
, who comes fi
st who has! The maste
scooped out a ladle fo
his basi
, let the a
tist see it. He pulled the maste
Fu i
the p
actice field, tied him up with a
ope, a
d held a fight meeti
g o
the spot! Sec
etly hidde
a spoo
of the beauty of the esse
ce of wate
! I
a
cie
t times, it was the death of five ho
seme
! ha-ha! Do you thi
k beautiful wome
a
e beautiful?
最美最帅的小生，莫过于晓燕的小生，每当她女伴男装，把扇子啪地一个打开亮相，每次她出口诗句美的，
【墙角数枝梅，凌寒独自开。遥知不是雪，为有暗香来。】清高，儒雅，才气，帅呆！
The most beautiful a
d ha
dsome you
g stude
t is Xiaoya
's. eve
y time he
female pa
t
e
's me
's clothes ope
the fa
a
d make a
appea
a
ce, eve
y time she expo
ts beautiful poems, [the
e a
e seve
al plum t
ees i
the co
e
, Li
g Ha
is alo
e. I k
ow it's
ot s
ow. It's because of the f
ag
a
ce. 】High, elega
t, tale
ted a
d ha
dsome!